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Reading between the dating lines

Written on November 18th, 2009
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Step 2
 
Now that you have a list of would be hopefuls hoping to be lucky in love, its time to meet these exciting young men.
 
looking over the profiles they can be broken down into groups
 
Coffee
Cocktails
Dinner
 
Coffee - plain guys who shuffle through their emails seem somewhat apologetic at even contacting you. This date should be short sharp and with a little sugar. The sugar being for me of course I’m always hungry (mmmm cake)
 
Cocktails - sales reps and I.T. guys who want to show you a good time and seem a little flashy with their approach. They will want to take you somewhere there is happy hour and there will be a little bit of smut in their emails as they think they are a sure thing
 
Dinner - the older man who seems a bit tired a bit busy and usally drops something about his holiday home in Spain in the email (yawn). He will want to learn a little more about yourself over dinner and it is highly likely he will opt for Barollo as the wine.
 
 



how to internet date (predator style)

Written on November 18th, 2009
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The art of playing them at their own game.

There was a period last year where I decide to play them at their own game in the art of dating

Using the insight I had on the male species (thanks guys the brothels in Hamburg and girls in Morroco stories did turn out to stand me in good stead).

Tools of the trade
Join an internet dating site, now this will bite into your time but it won’t be time wasted. it gives you a chance to research your target market and gives you something to do in the evening (rather then decorating like I was doing at the time). You may also want to inlist the help of a few bored friends so they too can search through dating sites to find help you find your marks (I mean lovely honest men to date really).
Photos - now remember less is more. A couple of head shots hair up hair down and of course the relaxing with a glass of wine shot so they can see you drink and get a glimpse of the goods. Maybe throw in one of yourself wearing glasses as geeky rich guys make passes at girls wearing glasses.

The Profile
Let them know your new to the area. Ie just moved into town and looking to make friends (thats cheap speak for vulnerable chick seeks lay) but at the same time doesn’t scream hire bike that half your mates have rode.
With a new profile showing up the vultures (I mean lovely young men) will swarm, thinking this is a girl that is new to the dating scene young (35) so one the cusp of hiting panic mode (will take what she gets)

The incoming emails
Now you will receive a few “saw your profile wanna chat” (skip them they are looking for chicks to just chat to while the Mrs is at Pilates). A few nice picture ones - they can’t read
The ones you want are the ones that have picked out a few gems from your profile like “I see you are decorating is the place new” or “so where have you moved from” and of course the ones going for the get you crying into your merlot as they remove your panties
“you have really pretty eyes but I sense a touch of sadness there do you want to have dinner with me and we can chat I’m not trying to come on to you (of course you are buddy its a dating site)

Now remember stay strong
Don’t give them your mobile number you will only live to regret it!!!!!!

The Replies
keep them short sweet and parrot back a few things from their email and check out their profile

it should go some thing like this

Hi Mark
Thanks for clicking on me as I’m new to dating and really don’t know anyone. Yes I have just moved to the area for work and I’m looking forward to having some fun and meeting new people.I see by your profile you are a doctor what do you specialise in? Its amazing that you are doing something you enjoy and is so giving to the community.
I looked at your picture that beach photo is amazing looks like you really work out.
Thanks for the offer of dinner and showing me the sites but Iam really sorry but I’m busy tuesday how about we meet wednesday so you can tell me a little more about your self
Look forward to hearing from you
Krystall
xx

The chase is on he will be more interested in the fact that your busy (how can you be busy your new). Also at the same time that you have been a little bit gushy (oow you big strong man you) to notice that you have stuck a number on.