Just seen the job of my dreams. The Catholic school in my front garden needs a library assistant. I’ve always wanted to work in a library and I can carry off tweed and twinsets and alice bands. Its perfect it will be a 2 minute walk to work I could eat lunch at home and I would get to spend time with lots of books. Downside is evil teenagers but I can cope with them I used to work at an outdoor events camp for school children.

I’m going to sit and fill in the application tonight so giggle everyone pray for me (Lem thats not praying snigger)

There’s one problem I’m not Catholic

Pays rubbish but I’m not really bothered about that  - I just want the job