Thats what I arrived in Sydney with as they lost my lugagge.
Why did I have my fathers ashes well I was taking him home to the farm in New Zealand but I was also going to my sisters first wedding up in Cairns. My ex wanted to see Sydney so we went there first flew to Auckland ran round my family fast (think villiage of the dammed) sprinkled my Dad on the top paddock then headed back to Oz in a round trip of four days
Tigger well that was my cuddley toy - yes I slept with a soft toy but if you met my ex well you would understand why
Panties - well doesn’t everyone have a pair in their hand luggage
toothbrush well self explainatary really
The guy at customs was really creeped out though