The wine I drunk yesterday was so bad that I couldn’t even keep water down last night

the person I had a drink with yesterday was too clingy for words -  and you thought it was just chicks that have that touch of bunny boiler “we could have kids” while trying to bite on my neck as I am peeling you off like a wet t-shirt and pointing you in the direction of your transportation home is not big and it not clever and no it didn’t do it for me. I’m clingy and neorotic so there isn’t room for two of us like that in a relationship.

being stuck in a craft fair where Michael Jackson music was played on a loop for four hours straight

while

feeling dehydrated

and then not selling anything because it was the worse craft fair they had ever had

oh and the guy that looked like he should be on a register somewhere who kept coming off his stall and constantly trying to talk to me just creeped me out.

Rant over we just want some ruv here

I am the first one to admit I’m a bit of a retard I was asked on two dates this weekend and managed to refuse both of them (but in a way that they walked away thinking they still rocked)

Okay

The first guy its a fault of my own niceness, he’s in his forties divorced has two kids is ugly (which we can excuse  a girl can close her eyes) but he is dull dull dull

so . . . 

I lied and said I needed to go to my mothers

Second guy  . .  he is 42 never been married and is slightly too smarmy  . . .  his compliments instead of makeing you think ow thats really nice and making you feel good about yourself make my skin slightly crawl. The method I used here was to totally ignore the date making and continue the conversation like I didn’t notice.

I think I may have got away with it.

Plans tonight I’m cooking again and me and the Glaswegian are going to the movies, last night it was the hangover tonight the star trek movie.

so what happens in vagas stays in vagas except herpes that fecker follows you home

x

it has been at least 8 hours since my last confession

Yesterday I was out in public wearing an elasticated waistband skirt

I haven’t had a drink since 3:30am sunday morning

I regularly send Lem pictures of my pussy

I am currently planning a holiday in south east asia purely for the massages and food