this post is to amuse myself

so you have decided to make a life changing decision (oh that makes two of you)

oh so you are moving to  . . . .  (oh so are you)

house hunting - wait a sec didn’t I just read that

this is my new place  - see pic (second email this is my new address)

oh your sneaking off to  . . . wait a sec your going to get some me time in with  . .

thats it !!!! its not funny can’t you all just get outlook accounts set up a shared diary

sigh

Advice its a wonderful thing!

snigger

with my mum there is no solution until she does something really bad - she was a manipulative schemer when she was younger and had all sorts of mental issues she wouldn’t get treatment for - so dementia has just bought those lovely features more into play so I’m stuck! Because she wants me to do everything for her and won’t have anyone else do it

Boyfriends - nothing like having a 100kg (and I’m being generous there) woman who in her head thinks you weigh the same going on about the fact that she is dating some flake who lives 150 miles away and thinks you should do the same. And feck the reason I look tired when you arrived is that is nearly 10pm on a sunday night and I have been running around non stop all weekend (only 4 hours earlier I had a 3 year old balanced on my feet up in the air because she wanted to play airplanes). So if you had arrived a bit earlier I would have looked a little better.

For the record I don’t have that disorder some plump woman have where they think they are thinner then they are, but I do laugh my ass of at one friend who does have the real disorder where she thinks she is my size but is in fact underweight (not because I’m mean but because it makes me hug her then drag her to a shop window so she can see the differences in the reflection)

It always makes me laugh when people say they have been so busy . . .err you did a load of washing and got some groceries in snigger thats not busy!!!

Anyway rant over giggle

peer pressure its a terrible thing!!!

I’ve gone from drinking everyone under the table to getting drunk on 3 cocktails - I started drinking late too

Anyway I’m just too tired at the moment trying to fit my life into my life

my mother is really wearing me down  - it reached a point on saturday when she was crying and screaming for my attention that I wished that she would try to carry out some of the things she says and not suceed because then she would come to the attention of services and I could get some help in all of this. The problem is she still presents well to the outside world as being a friendly funny slightly confused old lady  . . .  which is not the person I have to deal with!

I’m just soo tired I’m going to lay on the sofa because the world is wavering a little but I have to stay up as a friend is coming over because on of the crimps on a necklace broke and I said I would fix it (I had a batch of tube crimps where on in ten have broken - so I will never buy them again because it makes me look bad).

aimlessly wonder around grocery store looking for baking ingrediants. Then go to M&S and buy a pack of their mussels that are in garlic and shallot butter sauce.
Wonder home dump everything on bench
Feed Yoko
Go up stairs strip everything off and dump in laundrey basket
step into shower (don’t forget raspberry conditioner)
exit shower
slather self in african shea butter moisturiser
don Kiwi fetish wear
Return to kitchen
Make vanilla cup cakes
while cupcakes are baking make fruit scones
bake scones
once complete leave to cool
put mussels in a microwavable bowl
eat
once complete procede back to kitchen
grab largest scone
slice in half
decorate with large amount of butter
collapse on couch unable to move
then pack rucksac to head north first thing in morning

Sometimes friends don’t want you to make other friends so they ignore them or are hostile towards them because they feel threatened

I just don’t get it when it happens

friendship is like love give it and it grows

tall skinny person was rude to smaller skinny person and then pretended she couldn’t remember her name when introducing her and when she went to reply turned her back on her

sometimes I think people think that all the attention should be on them constantly

the first thing I saw this morning was this

“You’ll always be much more than a Thai hooker to me Res!”

since this came from Lem, I think the only reply can be

yeh right! sucky flucky ruv you rong time, leave the money on the nightstand and make sure you close the door on the way out.

been awake since 5am, cramp woke me up and I can’t go back to sleep and I don’t have any milk in the house or I would have baked something

she won’t be attending for a while as she feels negated by life

signed

by no onw special